Where I’m At

I’m not big on using this blog for personal updates but this is one of the times where I just have to let you know what I’m up to. In early April I joined the very lovely Latino Review crew, where you’ll find me giving updates on movie/TV/geek news – everything from Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds to the eternal debate on whether or not Kirsten Dunst is coming back for Spider-Man 4.*

Open Auditions: Bring Your Own Junk

Have you heard of “Puppetry of the Penis“? It’s a real-live stage show where two stretchy and not-at-all shy men manipulate their penises, and sometimes their testicles, to create a variety of delightful and, sometimes just messed-up, shapes and figures. It was featured on an episode of HBO’s “Real Sex” series so you know it was respectable. People (mostly women, judging by the clips) paid money to see this.

I Don’t Know What Japan is on But I Wonder if They’ll Share

I don’t know why and I’m not here to judge, but Japan is obsessed with Speedo-clad body builders and placing them in homoerotic situations. Fortunately, unlike Japan’s fascination with panty-showing preteen schoolgirls, this trend allows the rest of us to laugh without feeling the least bit creepy. It still makes me feel vaguely uncomfortable though, but that’s possibly more the fault of the Speedos than anything.