Have you heard of “Puppetry of the Penis“? It’s a real-live stage show where two stretchy and not-at-all shy men manipulate their penises, and sometimes their testicles, to create a variety of delightful and, sometimes just messed-up, shapes and figures. It was featured on an episode of HBO’s “Real Sex” series so you know it was respectable. People (mostly women, judging by the clips) paid money to see this.
What people don’t pay money for, is to see you holding your willy over an air conditioner intake with a piece of string.
I say all this because Timothy Wayne Martin apparently thought doing so was going to be his ticket to the big time. Instead he got sent to the slammer because most cops don’t take kindly to you “apparently manipulating” your thingey with a string “like a puppet” while standing out in public.
He was arrested yesterday in the state of Washington, while wearing an unbuttoned flannel shirt, and carrying some methamphetamime and a porn magazine. So, yeah, congrats Washington. That’s my new stereotype for you and your peoples.
Martin was also arrested in the past for two similar crimes, which means he’s either dedicated to his craft or easily amused.
Original story here.
And I’m going to pretend he was singing this while arrested.