I’ve been called a geek girl thanks to, you know, being female and liking geeky stuff. Fortunately, there’s something very special on the market that caters to these two facets of my being: geeky panties.

Yes, I’m about to talk about geek panties. Panties worn by geek girls that have geeky sayings on them. I love them. And while I don’t own them, I want to, and I want to clue the rest of you into the wide assortment available.

USERNAME/PASSWORD?

How many alphanumeric characters does that require?

I have a habit of forgetting my username and password depending on how often I frequent a site. But hopefully the guy whose girl wears these has the info safely encrypted somewhere — and not just written down in a notebook that he left in a Starbucks.

Available at J!NX for $16.45
If all else fails: Ask for a password hint or learn how to smooth talk fast.

RESISTING ALL PLUMBING JOKES

It'same! Mario!

Who can resist the lure of a bonus stage? I know I can’t. Especially if the player that’s trying to get that level has some facial hair and a sexy accent. That’s right, the Princess is in this castle.

Available at Split Reason for $13.95
If all else fails: There must be a cheat code around here somewhere? Right? Right?

Remember: The “S” Stands for Speed Now

Does it come with a two-year contract?

Not necessarily that geeky, but necessary for the tech-fiend in your life. The Slide-to-Unlock iPhone panties first made an appearance over at Gizmodo as a concept. Now they are a reality. But are they your reality, yet?

Available at iPanties for $12
If all else fails: Jailbreak, I guess. Or get a Pre. What?

404 Error: Not Found

Not the kind of code you want to see there.

HA.

Available at ThinkGeek for $7.99
If all else fails: Go to a different address.

P.S. A special shout-out to my mom who sent me a couple of these. Yes, my mom looks for geek panties on the Internet. Yes, she’s already taken.

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