Strongest Vagina Part II

I officially love this woman and her broken English.

Oh, Tatiata, you flirt!

Screencapped from her site: Intimfitness.com

Somewhere There’s a Parallel Me and I’m Not Sure I Like Her

I am not rich. But somewhere in a parallel universe there’s a version of me that is – that bitch — and she goes on wild spending sprees and doesn’t care about the practicality of her purchases.

In this universe, I (Proper Genevieve) grew up with a rickety, wooden four-poster bed that was in danger of falling apart thanks to my proclivity for hanging off the columns while I pretended I was a superhero adventurer of some sort. In that parallel universe, Other Genevieve (that rich bitch) has a bunk bed shaped like a castle — a castle.

Britain Wants You to Do “It” For the Queen

Britain and I have a strange relationship. While it has given me nice things like great literature, the English language in general, Harry Potter, David Tennant, and David Bowie, it is also partially responsible for a particularly bumpy part of my life. And yet, regardless of all that, I still love Britain — especially now that I’ve heard what the National Health Service of Britain is recommending.

A National Health Service leaflet is advising school pupils that they have a “right” to an enjoyable sex life and that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health…

Alongside the slogan “an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”, it says: “Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes’ physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?”

Britain also recommends that sex be paired with real people -- not statues.

Don’t Judge a Book By Its Ho-Cover

I don’t read books on how to snag men; the majority give poor advice, or cater to a materialistic demographic of women that I am proud not to be a part of. So when my mom linked me to an excerpt from “The Vixen Manual,” I was more than ready to start ripping it apart. But some of the advice that author Karrine Steffans doles out is pretty sound, especially these three points:

[1.] Giving others the ability to define how you view yourself means you’ve surrendered your power. By expecting others to give you what you need — dignity, pride, self-esteem, confidence — you become a hostage, subject to their whims and insecurities. You must learn to mine your own strengths, which you already possess in great abundance.

[2.] If you’re the type of woman who can’t bear the idea of leaving the house without being in the company of a gaggle of girlfriends, you’re not a singular individual. Men are attracted to a woman’s independence and strength.

[3.] There’s something uniquely beautiful about Blockbuster nights under a fluffy duvet with someone special, our feet touching, our bodies entwined as we steal each other’s warmth.

Imagination Park — As Lame as You’d Imagine

“Yesterday Tims, Amanda, Loquacious Muse, and I ecstatically set forth to see about this new-fangled “Imagination Park” that the rebranded SyFy channel has set up in New York City’s Rockefeller Center…”

SyFy is the new SciFi. Le sigh.

For the rest of the post and our video tour of the park, head over to The Ecstatic Truth. (Link fixed.)

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men: Bloody

I look at a lot of things and think, “This could be better — ” but I’ve rarely ended that sentence with ” — if only someone added some blood splatter!”

Fortunately (?) for me, there are people out there who do that kind of thinking. You’ll find a number of creatively (fake) blood-splattered items for sale around the net but, let’s face it, not everyone can accurately recreate the feeling and effect of actual blood splatter.

V for Vagina

I’ve written about people doing amazing (and weird) things with their penises before, so I guess it’s only fair that I cover the latest news about vaginas too. Apparently, there’s now such a thing as “The World’s Strongest Vagina” and a woman named Tatiata Kozhevnikova, 42, from Russia has taken the title — but really who cares about her name? I’m still reeling from the fact that there’s a “World’s Strongest Vagina” Competition to begin with.

Da7e Meets GWAR: A Podcast Quickie

By now you’ve heard me mention a mysterious podcast about a dozen times over. And while I’ve shown you behind-the-scenes footage (here and here) I’ve yet to give you anything real. That all changes now. Today I can — finally! — reveal something substantial from our video podcast, The Ecstatic Truth.

Da7e, a proud member of "The Ecstatic Truth" and the star of this podcast quickie.