I look at a lot of things and think, “This could be better — ” but I’ve rarely ended that sentence with ” — if only someone added some blood splatter!”

Fortunately (?) for me, there are people out there who do that kind of thinking. You’ll find a number of creatively (fake) blood-splattered items for sale around the net but, let’s face it, not everyone can accurately recreate the feeling and effect of actual blood splatter.

But ah, this Antonio Murado Salome Coffee Set is different. it looks like it’s straight out of American McGee’s Alice in Wonderland.

Fresh from Spain: Cafe con Sangre

The Mad Hatter obviously went very mad, and then got thirsty. To be honest, this type of dinnerware rather unsettles me, but even more unsettling is the fact that I kind of want it.

Oh, wait — a $500 price tag? I’ll just settle for being unsettled then.

Found via The Presurfer.

** As for the title of this post; only half of it is true.