“You’re not the leaders of the Others anymore; I am. Now take me to Jacob.”
“Why?”
“I’m going to kill him.”
“Oh, all right. He lives in that foot over there.”
- “Lost” Recapped by Extended Italian Family
In late January, I embarked upon a five-week mission that would take me through six long (and painful, in the case of the third) seasons of LOST.
Because at some point, normal breasts were going to get boring.
As if this needs a caption.
In the grand tradition of 21st-century websites taking plain pictures and photoshopping them into mind-numbing awesomess (e.g. Nic Cage as Everyone), along comes Lazer Tits, a site devoted to to making lazers shoot out of breasts and sometimes into onlookers’ eyes.
With very few exceptions, the majority of the pics are blissfully topless (and nippleless) — but all of them are amazing. So rejoice, for 2010 is the year of the lazer and it is good.
Suprisingly enough, this is NOT a picture of Lady GaGa.
The Gifford Children’s Choir in Wisconsin and their rendition of Portal‘s “Still Alive,” by Jonathan Coulton.
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It’s kids this cool that make me consider passing my genetic information on to a new generation.
(As first seen on the ever-so-macabre blog, The Ecstatic Truth.)
I’m all for a daily dose of paranoia but “The Stranger Danger Countdown” may be a bit much even for me. Not only does it ask you to go against common sense by ignoring hot busty blondes who want to play GameBoy with you — even I, a straight busty brunette, find this offer tempting — it also has a warped sense of reality.
More like "Booby Trap"! AmIright, guys? AmIright? ...Nevermind.
Say hello to your new little friend, NYC. After some fierce and hard competition, the New York Department of Health and Mental Hygiene has selected the design for its new condom wrapper. It’s a power button symbol, but it also blatantly looks like… well…
