Have you heard of “Puppetry of the Penis“? It’s a real-live stage show where two stretchy and not-at-all shy men manipulate their penises, and sometimes their testicles, to create a variety of delightful and, sometimes just messed-up, shapes and figures. It was featured on an episode of HBO’s “Real Sex” series so you know it was respectable. People (mostly women, judging by the clips) paid money to see this.